Life Could Be A Dream: Archive

Dec 29th

Dec 27th

Lost in translation →

My favorite is “very suspicious supermarket”

Dec 27th

Lost in translation →

My favorite is “very suspicious supermarket”

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

Status Updates That Made History

Juliet WTFRU, Romeo? Amelia Earhart piece of %&#@ GPS! EgyptPharaoh73 is tired of all the complaining. Move the bricks, people! Einstein E=MC Hammer. LOL! Helen@Troy is only at 990 ships! Will 10 of you please accept my ship request? Joan of Arc is gettin’ a little hot up in here. Neanderthal Man want woman. Going clubbing tonight.

Dec 27th

Status Updates That Made History

Juliet WTFRU, Romeo? Amelia Earhart piece of %&#@ GPS! EgyptPharaoh73 is tired of all the complaining. Move the bricks, people! Einstein E=MC Hammer. LOL! Helen@Troy is only at 990 ships! Will 10 of you please accept my ship request? Joan of Arc is gettin’ a little hot up in here. Neanderthal Man want woman. Going clubbing tonight.

Dec 27th

#466 Using milk instead of water

What’s up, instructions? Why you gotta be recommending water in our pancakes, hot chocolate, and jello pudding? Why you trying to blandify our oatmeal, brownie mixes, and cream of mushroom soup? Look, we’re sorry but there’s new chef in the kitchen and things are going to be a little different from now on. We’re talking creamier hot chocolate, puffier pancakes, and brownies that will make tears...

Dec 26th

#466 Using milk instead of water

What’s up, instructions? Why you gotta be recommending water in our pancakes, hot chocolate, and jello pudding? Why you trying to blandify our oatmeal, brownie mixes, and cream of mushroom soup? Look, we’re sorry but there’s new chef in the kitchen and things are going to be a little different from now on. We’re talking creamier hot chocolate, puffier pancakes, and brownies that will make tears...

Dec 26th

From the Desk of: Anne the Intern

“One time, I was tutoring an exchange student from South Korea at my school. He wrote for one of his assignments, ‘When I learned I was accepted into the piano class that I love so much, the air was full of miracles.’ The air was full of miracles. It was so beautiful to me that this English-as-a-second-language student could perfectly articulate how those near me perceive the world when I...

Dec 26th

From the Desk of: Anne the Intern

“One time, I was tutoring an exchange student from South Korea at my school. He wrote for one of his assignments, ‘When I learned I was accepted into the piano class that I love so much, the air was full of miracles.’ The air was full of miracles. It was so beautiful to me that this English-as-a-second-language student could perfectly articulate how those near me perceive the world when I...

Dec 26th

The World's Best Retirement Plan (for Chimpanzees)

When older Americans retire, they can look forward to Social Security checks. But when chimpanzees hit that golden age, they can look forward to Chimp Haven, the world’s greatest primate retirement home. Built on 200 acres of forest in northwestern Louisiana, Chimp Haven features outdoor playgrounds with jungle gyms, plenty of pristine forest to romp through, and full-time veterinary...

Dec 26th

The World's Best Retirement Plan (for Chimpanzees)

When older Americans retire, they can look forward to Social Security checks. But when chimpanzees hit that golden age, they can look forward to Chimp Haven, the world’s greatest primate retirement home. Built on 200 acres of forest in northwestern Louisiana, Chimp Haven features outdoor playgrounds with jungle gyms, plenty of pristine forest to romp through, and full-time veterinary...

Dec 26th