February 2011
Professor: This essay brought up the argument that young professionals now are looking to settle in places based on their lifestyle instead of their career opportunities. You all are at that point where you’re considering your post-graduation plans. How are you deciding where you’ll go?
Sorostitute: Well, I am definitely not looking to settle down and marry and have kids any time...
“Anyone can build a model following the instructions, but to mess it up and make...”
– Kevin Lehtiniitty
“Change your thoughts and you change your world.”
– Norman Vincent Peale
“Ok, listen Carefully. Communicating badly and then acting smug when you’re...”
– Randall Munroe
“The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.”
– E.J.Phelps
January 2011
“If it’s stupid, and it works, it isn’t stupid.”
– Murphy’s laws of combat
“Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have...”
– Plato
“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”
– Aldous Huxley
1,000 Awesome Things: #408 Dinosaurs
They ruled Earth for millions of years. With brains the size of peanuts. And tiny, hilarious arms.
AWESOME!
Committee member: here is what I was supposed to type up. I hope this is what you were looking for.
Me: Perfect! I just made a couple grammatical edits, but thank you for getting this to me!
Committee member: Your welcome! I’m not a grammatical person, so perfect!!
Me (in my head): Yup. Called that one.
Why yes, I WILL belt out Rebel Yell while reading...
7 Curious Facts about 7 Dr. Seuss Books
1. Hop on Pop
In an early draft of the book, Theodor S. Geisel (aka Dr. Seuss) wanted to make sure his publisher, Bennett Cerf, was reading the manuscripts he was turning in, so instead of this line: “My father / can read / big words, too. / Like… / Constantinople / and / Timbuktu” the manuscript read as follows: “When I read I am smart / I always cut whole words apart. / Con Stan Tin O...
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“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you...”
– Herman Cain
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1. In 1943, Philip Morris ran an ad acknowledging “smokers’ cough.” They claimed it was caused by smoking brands other than Philip Morris. 2. In the 1970s, Mattel sold a doll called “Growing Up Skipper.” Her breasts grew when her arm was turned. 3. Michael Jackson’s 1988 autobiography Moonwalk was edited by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. 4. On the 2001 New Zealand census, 53,715 people listed their...
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