stfuparents:

It’s Complicated

I think this is the Facebook version of “stepping up to the plate.” By changing her Facebook status, Madison is sending a clear signal to all prospective suitors: She’s a mommy now, and she puts her kid FIRST. Mason deserves the best, most available mom he can get, so this status adjustment is of the utmost importance. No more of this “If this Facebook account says single, I’m ready to mingle!” stuff. NOPE. Not for Madison. Not even if a guy has tickets to a LMFAO concert and can promise her the best night of her life. Life is about more than that now, fellas, so read the writing on her Wall. “It’s Complicated” is just a nice way of saying, “I’m a commodity commomity now, so slow jams and a box of wine isn’t gonna cut it.” When a woman changes her Facebook status like that, you know she’s being serious.

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What.