One of my exes told me he wants to get back together because he regrets not proposing.

What is this I can’t even.

Don’t even know if I should be happy or hurt.

Remember that girl who won’t stop talking to me? Yeah, just got this IM from her after she was telling me about her pregnant 18 year old friend and I was confused as to what she wanted from me.

You are not someone I know well enough to even consider asking for advice from (unless it is NRHH related)

Zombieland Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Out east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah.
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?